[펌] You Might be a Southern Baptist if...

(A funny humor...)

You Might be a Southern Baptist if...

You think God's presence is always strongest in the back three pews.
You think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention.
You think "Amazing Grace" is the national anthem.
The first complete sentence you uttered was "We've never done it this way before."
You judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
Your definition of "fellowship" has something to do with food.
You ever wonder when Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong will be paid off.
You honestly believe the Apostle Paul spoke King James English
You think worship service music has to be loud.
You think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
You think preachers who wear robes are in Cahoots with the communists.
You judge the quality of a service by the length of the service.
You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach.
You believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven when you die.
You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
You have ever put an IOU in the collection plate.
You think someone who says "amen" while the Pastor is preaching might be a charismatic.
You complained because your Pastor only works one day a week and then he works too long.
You clapped in church last Sunday and felt guilty about it all week.
You think the epistles are probably the wives of the apostles.
You are old enough to get a senior citizen discount at the pharmacy, but not old enough to be promoted into the senior adult Sunday School class.