[펌] Bible Riddles

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses broke all 10 commandments at once. (Exodus 32:19)

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He had only two worms! (Genesis 7)

Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck. (by inference, in Genesis 7)

Q: What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
A: It's in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for 40 years.