[펌] Headlines for Christ's Return

Here are some of the national headlines we may see when Christ returns:

Time: "He's Man of the Millenium!"
Parents: "The Son of God: How to Raise an Overachiever
Field & Stream: "Fisher of Men Returns"
The National Enquirer: "Christ Comes Back And He's Seen Elvis!"
Seventeen: "Oh-mi-God!"
Self: "God Comes Back for Me... Not You..., Me!"
Athiest Monthly: "Oops."